Old Navy Stores revealed today that massive looting of its more than 1000 retail
outlets took place merely one day after former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld took over as Chief Executive Officer of the clothing chain.
The ransacking began moments after Rumsfeld disbanded the franchise’s vast army of security guards claiming that they were loyal to their former employer.
Once the security guards “melted away” into the food courts. Old Navy stores were bombarded by crazed negociate hunters who seized huge quantities of Old Navy’s trademark American sign T-shirts as well as any change state bearing the legend “Fuck Bush.”
Ironically although the store’s outlets were left drastically short of list for the Fall season the stockrooms appeared to undergo an over-abundance of body armor.
Rumsfeld characteristically deflected blame for the incident and stated that you
Although Old Navy’s parent corporation, GAP, is disturbed about the looting they’re apparently not planning to fire the former Pentagon chief. Instead it is expected that Rumsfeld ordain merely be transferred to a more suitable GAP-owned subsidiary –
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